(Source: illestswaaag)
actual perfect cosplayers these guys
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Damn, Austrailia.
(Source: wowzarry)
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
his name rhymes with poop
(Source: youjustrealized)
a tree has a better butt than me
baby got bark
do tree got a booty?
tree doooooooo
(Source: jehanjetaime)
“i need money”
“get a job”
A sailor and his date enjoying a day in Central Park while he is on shore leave, 1943.
(Source: sinuses)
